Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey


The election of Arnold in California is pure evidence to confirm my suspicion that the majority of Americans are not too bright. Powerless to the people. And the picture above, seriously, how is that not a setup? Many of the Afghans didn't even know the Trade Center existed and yet this picture showed up on press releases a week ago. They have gyms to work out in over there? Excuse my ignorance. I thought they all lived in caves. I'm glad Arnold is their hero. Look at that picture again. It's not right.

Arnold's whole campaign and election is based on the same thing that made his movies a big hit. SHORT ATTENTION SPANS. Arnold will be the next pope.


I left the snow in Ontario last week for another business trip this week to come out to Alberta and BC. Great weather out here right now. As I was flying over the Prairies, I thought about why an airplane has never been hit by a meteor in our lifetime.

Check out this picture I took below. I almost fell a few hundred feet to get this shot.


The photo radars in Alberta are bullshit and a cash cow. If you really want to stop speeding, like I've said, hire more police to drive on the freeways all day. Only the bold people that pass the police will get tickets. But, no profit to be made so that will never happen.


Click here for what makes headlines in one of the places I just visited. You can't say this happens everyday.

While I was in Calgary, everyone told me to visit this place: Cowboys Nightclub. It's ironic that all of the people 'line dancing' are actually emulating being herded around. Definitely an experience. Lots of silicone and I'm definitely getting old for that scene. It was fun though.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, I must be going for now....