Wonderful



This picture was also taken during my recent travels. Some TV show was being filmed that I've never heard of before.



If sales were low for a computer antivirus software company, why would they not invent viruses? Not unreasonable really. I've always felt that "Windows" was named by Microsoft because it is a way for them to look into our homes without having to physically get in. Most of the world is connected via Windows. Their software reminds us to update and transmit to their servers frequently. But there I go again. Why worry if you have nothing to hide? Yeah yeah yeah.



If any of my friends ever get remarried I will say the exact same speech as I did in their first wedding and just change the names.

I ordered breakfast this morning at a restaurant and when my waitress asked me if i wanted "white or brown" toast, I said I wanted one of each. My waitress was not amused at the reply. Try it out sometime for fun.

Ask me about the "Rent a Puppy" idea sometime.

Which direction does a toilet flush at the equator?

For all of those who watched the Emmy awards tonight, I'm glad you got to see some people who take themselves way too seriously.



it barks at no-one else but me like its seen a ghost. i guess its seen the sparks a-flowin, no-one else would know.