All those asteroids floating near Mars were from the planet that we blew up before we inhabited this one.

Too busy to reply to emails? Yes, that's what ends up happening to all of us. When we do respond, it may be half hearted, but at least we'll get a response.

Amongst all the cell phones we carry around now everywhere, there will be an unprecedented rise in public grieving and celebration. Going shopping and the phone rings? Better get it. Someone might have died. Someone might have had their baby. Let's share these moments with everyone in the cereal aisle.

My fucking computer is so slow, what the hell is it infected with? How do we tolerate this bullshit?

In the near future, I will be revealing 2 new websites that I have been working on.

One will be much more fun than this junkbox.

The other will be a public service.

Teach a person to make money by killing fish and you'll feed him for lifetime.

The Chieftan will return.