Music. Only a few good songs out there these days. What gives?

I decided to take 20 minutes to do an experiment after I asked myself what gives. Below is a quick medley song that was made up using up actual lyrics from #1 songs from Billboard from the past 5 years or so. Let me know what you think. Parental discretion is what caused this mess.

Mambo Medley #1:

For a moment like this
Some people spent two lifetimes
If it was time to put in work would you be down to ride?
I'd get out and peel a n***a cap and chill and drive
I swear like the shadow that's by your side
I’ll be there, I’ll be there.

Baby I don't know why ya wanna do me wrong
See when I'm home, I'm all alone
It's been fifty-leven days, um-teen hours
Imma be burnin' till you return (let it burn)

'Cuz every kiss is a kiss you can never get back
And Rowl! These women all on the prowl,
if you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow.

Is that your ass or your momma have reindeer?
I can't explain it but damn sure glad you came here
She'll make you go insane
Like a bullet to your brain

Checkin your reflection and tellin your best friend,
like "girl I think my butt gettin big"
It’s the words in my head
Scream are we having fun yet?

I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life
You that f****t ass n***a trying to pull me back right?
Do you pay my automo' bills? (bills)
If you did then maybe we could chill
I don't think you do
So, you and me are through

- medley lyrics courtesy of Kelly Clarkson featuring 50-Cent featuring Nickelback featuring TLC featuring Beyonce featuring Ricky Martin featuring Usher featuring Ludicrus, Ashanti featuring Nelly, featuring All-4-One, and Clay Aiken.