Forever and Ever, Amen


This year I was the Pope for Halloween. I managed to offend a few people without even saying a word at the party I went to. I managed to upset a few people after saying some words. I managed to make many people laugh.

The lesson I learned was that religion causes anger. Religion is misunderstanding. Religion is hypocritical - forgive me. Religion is funny. The same religion is interpreted differently by everyone. Some people need to see the real light and lighten up.

Religion is a means of trying to organize the unknown. Wars start over different religions. It all goes back to interpretation.

Now I'm not saying there is not a greater force out there. I am saying that there is a greater force out there. It just can't be explained and never will be. It's very spiritual and cosmic. So leave it at that.

Do your own things is what I say. You know what's right and wrong. We are not immortal. Accept that.

Interlude:

The freedom we perceive is what these people died for? How's this for free speech: I laughed with war veteran I saw last week. He was amused and upset at how a bunch of students had to wait at a bus stop transfer to go one block to their school. I wanted to tell him he fought for the freedom they have.

I laughed at the person who passed me a pamphlet on the street. It said that I should repent.

End of Interlude.

I laugh at how many people dress up once a year to have an excuse to let their true feelings out.

Signs of Societal Decay.


Vaccinations causing autism? Every body is different. Everybody is not.

The Ball:

One day a kid threw a ball and it went over his neighbour's fence and into the yard. The kid was afraid to go and get the ball because of the barking dogs that were tied up in the neighbour's yard.

One other day the kid threw another ball over the fence by accident and it went into the neighbour's yard. He finally mustered up enough courage to climb the fence to get the ball.

As he climbed over the fence, the dogs were still barking. Chains rattled. He looked across the yard and saw many tennis balls. He didn't see any dogs though. They were not in the yard.