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I needed to increase the Canadian content on my site, so I decided I would include a picture of Mia today.

Spring Break is upon many people these days. I wish all of you out there travelling safe trips. I leave you with a short story.

It's Not Personal:

My first alien abduction was a memorable moment. It was a clear sky that night. I was looking at the crescent moon and playing solitaire on the picnic table, while the steak was cooking on the barbeque. The patio lights were attracting the bugs and I was humming along a tune by Tom Petty and Stevie Nicks. I then looked up at 'The Big Dipper', which my friend Susannah tells me is known as 'The Plough' over in the UK, and after looking at those stars I knew it was my time to go.

I hopped in the car and started driving out towards the empty fields on the south side of town. I set my frequency to 84.3 on my 'special' FM dial and parked the car after crashing through the gates that had the 'No Trespassing' sign on them. After waiting five minutes, the moment had arrived and I got out of the car. I saw the aliens land their ship (I call it an IFO - Identified Flying Object - wink, wink) and three of the aliens from outer space got out. Two of them went towards the corn silo on Farmer Jones' property. That was at least a five minute commute for them. The other alien stood near the ship and waited. So then I walked over and abducted the alien.

The first time you abduct an alien, it isn't easy. It's not for the faint at heart, my amigos. I can't tell you much more, I shouldn't have told you this much anyway. But I'll leave you with this: Aliens from outer space like their steak 'well-done'. Who would of thought?