A Bird In The Hand


From the Little Pink Houses Department:

Accused Sex Offender knocks off former Crack Dealer from Billboard music charts top spot. Is it all about the music still? I'm not hip and to be fair, I haven't heard any of their songs. The album titles are almost inviting for further jokes. Chocolate Factory? Don't take candy from that guy, kids!

He's done well for many causes. I think sometimes you should quit while you're ahead though. Why does Jesse Jackson show up at every little event across America when something is going on? He really takes the term 'activist' to a whole other level. He really doesn't need to protest at the Master's tournament in my opinion. Like the saying goes, "Why join a club you wouldn't want to be in anyway?"

Binge Thinking:

Where were you when you found out Milli Vanilli lipsynched? Or when you found out wrestling was fake? Or when you found out the Easter Bunny wasn't real? Or when Geraldo broke into Al Capone's vault and found nothing? Or when the Y2K bug didn't hit? Or when you realized you weren't 'special'? Or when you were told you were going to fail for the first time? Or when you were told you were the only one for me? Or when you found out I cheated on you? Or when you cheated on me? And where were you when I needed you the most, Miss Policewoman? God only helps those who help themselves.