Girl Afraid


Looking at the picture above, it reminds me of the view I had often in my third year university pinball class. Man, what a hard course that was. Bridge Tavern + beer + Addams Family + old guys hitting on the girls with us + high score + more beer = Thank you student loan for the good times. Too bad I'm still paying off that loan, but those times were worth the money.

I'm not nominating myself for the posting of security director, and I'm sure millions of other people have come to this conclusion: What the hell is duct tape, plastic, and 3 days of food, water, and medicine going to help if there ever was a chem/bio attack? Let's look at the scenario:

1. Attack happens.
2. What's the point of going outside to put plastic around the house with duct tape if bad thing has happened already? You'll be exposed to bad air!
3. Three days of extra food and supplies won't really cut it at that point, will it? Does the contaminated area really clear up that quickly?

Hey, as long as there is a sense of security, even if it's false, then they're doing their job. Congrats!

I was thinking about how Jesus was a carpenter before he got his super powers. I wonder if the places he built are still around. Huge real estate value if you own one of them! You could say: "This is the place Jesus built! And he didn't even need duct tape!"

* None of the above was said in vain.
** I hate duct tape jokes and won't use them again.
*** I can beat you in Addams Family pinball.