Crazy Mary

Hope you all had a great weekend. I'm thinking of sending the following cards out to all my Valentine's. What do you think?:



Thoughts:

Wouldn't it be funny to karaoke the song 'Wipeout'? Think about it.

Why isn't there a new version of the :20 Minute Workout on television in the mornings?

Why do I live in a place where it's freezing, snowing, and cold for six months?

I'm one of the least likely people to walk into a danceclub, but why do I know that if some DJ added a drumbeat to the 'Chicken Dance', it would be a big hit song?

I'm one of the least likely people to be in a public swimming pool, not only because of a near drowning incident as a child, but why do people go in them when they damn well know people are urinating in them?

Have a great day today.