Sweet Jane


I was using a search engine today and thought to myself how interesting it would be to have the statistics to what people are typing and looking for on the internet. Even more interesting to me would be the weird and funnier search results. Google's Zeitgeist has some of what I'm looking for, but not enough. It's always interesting to check out those stats though. Interestingly enough, after I thought about that up there I came across a news release about the search engine AltaVista being purchased for $140 million or so today.

Flossing My Brain

When I go to the gym (which is not often lately) and see people gasping for air and exerting themselves to the point of pain, I can't help but think that the whole act of weight training is out there. Then there is always the person that tells me I'm doing something wrong when I'm doing my fly curls and how about the other person who always nods to me and tells me about the weather outside like I haven't seen it already. Then there's the people who are breathing heavily and spitting out on my back while running on the treadmill. I'm in front of them of course, on the bike. "Yep, I got a good burn today. Yep, I can feel it in my pectorals". Oh well, everyone has their vices, one of my vices would be to be in Miami (ha, i'm funny) and to be completely drunk and watching the dolphins swim by at the Grove. No danceclubs for me though. Don't want that Chicago thing to be happening. What a shame and unfortunate thing that was. Let's all wait in a lineup (which is not often lately) and see people gasping for air and exerting themselves...