Can't Change Me


As the time passes you by.

You realize there are things you should be doing every now and then.

Years have passed and you know it's not too late to still do them.

Do certain things offend you because they offend others?

Do you really need to wake up in the morning and go to sleep at night?

I was walking along the train tracks and my foot got stuck. I wasn't afraid.

Watch the ticker. Watch the ticker. Watch the ticker.

Tainted coffee is an old concept.

Backup your files. I lost many stories once.

Brush your teeth. Get your flu shot. Eat an apple. Wine is good for you.

I missed the ticker again. Stay tuned.

Here's a contribution that was written by correspondent Professor 17:

Once i borrow their car I will drive it into their living room while they are watching TGIF with their kids while they are eating tv dinners with the trays and everything....Look kids we're spontaneous tonight, we aren't going to eat at the kitchen table, afterall its friday, lets celebrate by placing our food on a little metal tray and watch tv while we consume our dinner. The family is loosy goosy until one of the kids spills on the carpet and mom has to stop eating to vigorously clean the carpet to avoid the unsightly stain that would result. By the time she finishes her dinner is cold and she has to reheat precooked food for a second time. As she eats her twice re heated food she realizes that it really wasn't worth it. Afterall the kitchen doesn't have carpets and stains aren't an issue. This is when I drive into the living room.