Ghost and Myself Have Dinner:

"My cell phone was traced last night and I should have been on a land line."

"Henry Ford was so paranoid that he had surveillance put into his house way back in the 70's."

"Oh really? Why hasn't there been anyone on the moon since they first landed on it?"

"Nothing on it?"

"Oh really? We're still finding new species on earth to this day."

"It's just rocks you know."

"You're a ghost, what do you know?"

"I know your stories make me want to go to sleep."

Only when I want them to.