Paint It Black


"all the rusted signs we ignore throughout our lives, choosing the shiny ones instead."

If you're an aspiring actor and your agent tells you that he/she has found you a role in a karaoke video - don't do it. Holy shit, have you ever seen those videos? I saw some last week and they are just awful. 'Ok, Garaputeo: When we roll film, we want you to look angry and then grasp your hands in agony during the guitar solo. Then, we'll have Belinda walk in and I want you to run along the beach and give her awkward high-fives like Apollo and Rocky did in that movie. And action!'

Raiders vs. Bucs should be a great Super Bowl this coming weekend. I am picking the Raiders to win 17-10. I know you don't care about my prediction, but it's here anyway.

Alright, goodbye for now, have a great day, make the world a better place, or alternatively you can also try to make a complete stranger angry today by spitting in their face. Um. Like. Whatever.