12.16.2002

Evolution Revolution Love


If it's more of a thought, as opposed to just an act of courtesy, then it means something.

If you find that you ever have to wake up more than once a week by hitting the snooze button on your alarm clock repeatedly, stop and ask yourself why you do that while you are wide awake and you might find some interesting answers, and if you're lucky, some more questions.

Is it possible to go insane without the people in your life around you knowing that you ever did?

Look at this little story below:

They Told Me With Anger To Open My Eyes! I See Better When I Squint Though.

Is it possible to pass out on a beach near the equator and get awakened before sunrise by a security officer who asks if you are crazy (from the drink)? And then watch with bleary eyes the next morning as a tank drives over where you passed out from the window at the beach apartment you crawled back to after being awakened? Yes. These are answers I do know.

Paul was paranoid of the dogs in the park so he carried pepper spray with him while he walked outside. He didn't know why he was scared of them until he started to pull at his hair one day when he suddenly remembered the time a dog bit his hand when he tried to feed it a piece of his burger. He was a child visiting the local carnival when that happened to him. Tina was paranoid of people who walked by her in the park. Tina did not like the fact that she could randomly be attacked up by some teens at the park on any given day. So Tina carried a gun. The teens did not like the fact that they were always being looked at the wrong way by certain people in the park and cared as much for the quality of their knives as they did for the quality of their skateboards.

The day Paul remembered the incident about the dog biting his hand, all of the other parties mentioned above were at the above mentioned park with him. He started crying and pulling at his hair. Pulling his hair and it hurt. Everyone saw this in the park. Not one person came to Paul's aid. They were all paranoid of each other. A dog ran over to Paul after it heard him crying.

Just then, I remembered that I wasn't in the courtyard of the institution, but at the park on a day pass. I started pulling at my hair and pulled out the pepper spray and pointed it towards the dog. A woman named Tina ran over and told me that she was going to shoot me if I sprayed the dog. The teens skated over on their boards and pulled out their knives and told Tina they would stab her if she shot me. I then passed out from nervousness.

I woke up and hit the snooze button the next morning, wanting to sleep some more. I looked out the window after hearing the waves crash on the beach. I saw a tank drive by on the beach and wondered what was going on. I looked back into my beach apartment and saw Tina and the kids walk in through the front door. Our dog jumped up from the kitchen floor and started barking happily at them. The kids put their surfboards away. Tina, who was the beach security officer, went to lock and put her gun away. I then told the kids and her that I needed a vacation. They told me I was crazy from the drink the night before and if I kept it up I would belong in an institution.