9.13.2002

A Short Commentary

The Truth Hurts Only the Liars:

The majority of the North American population is a bunch of liars. I don't need to state any proof, as this is a fact - you LIAR! A sincerely honest person is always attacked and generally hated by most people, if not everyone - oh? am I lying? This all starts from day one, you freakin liars.

Let's start with the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus. From day one pretty much, we are blatantly LIED to and conditioned on how to handle LIES by our parents. Critics (aka LIARS) of the previous statement will say that the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus make 'light' out of traumatic events. "It's snowing and cold - sit by the fire and make cookies for that freakin fat man in the red suit, you LIAR!" or "My tooth fell out and it's a part of life - but I want some freakin money under my pillow - YOU LIAR!"

All honest people should be confined to a heavenly place with clouds. If that's a fact, now am I lying?

Thank you, you freakin damn liars, all of you.