This is to the person visiting my site from the military domain down south. Thanks for dropping by. I'm glad your keyword search engine clued into my freedom of speech and alerted you to visit. I hope you enjoyed wasting your time with my site as opposed to doing something productive for society. I was actually worked up at first and debated to stop writing all of this trivial crap here. I also took off the link that probably brought you here in the first place. But then again, what's the use? Thanks again for dropping by. My apologies for the pop up ads in the links below.

She is babysitting her daughter's dog. Her daughter thought it would be nice to purchase a chihuahua and carry it around with her on campus. That didn't last too long.

Her friends have hip huggers and I can see their asses when they sit down at the restaurants. Let's make the trend more interesting and why not put a flower with a big stem down there for all of us to see.

Her mother is wondering why life has passed her by so quickly. Why is it that all of her friends have their sons and daughters living at their homes still? You see, the dogs and the leashes are a little bit close to home.

When the company spills the toxins in our water and gets hit up for the $50,000 fine - what's the big deal? It's going to cost them 10 times as much to clean it up the right way. I drank that water. Then you flushed the medications down the toilet and we drink that too.

I read a study today regarding major bodies of water in Ontario where the researchers found that turtles are becoming turtlettes.

He wants to be a good father. He wants to never be around for his kids. He wants to make babies with all the lesbians. He is a hero.

You can argue all you want about the drapes, honey. Leave me alone while I watch the game. I don't want to talk to you about that stuff right now. Nevermind you now.

One candidate is attacking another because he served time and won medals of honor. Then, using the rights he fought for, he threw ribbons over the fence. Does it make any sense to say that was offensive given the current circumstances?

This child must be a good drawer.

Holy shit. These are great investments: Investment 1 and Investment 2.

Sadly enough, it's never about the drugs. They aren't as pure and are diluted anyway if you get them on the street. Everyone needs to make an extra dollar. And if you get your hands on them like a good citizen should, most shouldn't be prescribed to you.

The chihuahua needs to be fed. Have a great day.