The Unknown Soldier
If You Start A Fight, Don't Be Naive To Think No One Will Punch You Back:
I think it was Winston Churchill that said the first casualty of war was The Truth. So I don't want you to think now. Never. Just watch your reality TV tonight. They told me to stock up on my potato chips and groceries and to be afraid and stay inside and watch some reality war TV for the first while. Let the box make my mind up for me. For anyone that may disagree, let's get mad at them! Some will say, 'Those Dixie Chicks, how dare they question the President?' The same people that are banning them are the one's that wanted to impeach Clinton. The same people once questioned their own President. They got picked on, those Chicks did y'all. Who cares what musicians say anyway? And no one asked the other two bandmates their opinion, but that would be asking too much now, wouldn't it? Anyway, there's going to be a good war show coming on soon I hear. I saw a commercial for it saying it was going to start in forty-eight hours. It's reality programming. It's sponsored by many big corporations (oil, energy, space, aero, vehicle, etc.) and YOU, the viewer, are even a part of it! You can vote on whether you Agree or Disagree and see the poll get updated right on the screen! It's syndicated too! Don't go outside and be afraid for your lives!
This is my last war statement on this website for quite awhile, I know it's bad for ratings: Weapons of mass destruction were not used on 9.11. The weapons used that day were the brains of a few men.
Enjoy your freedom today.
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