Hello you low carb eating Fatkins diet piece of shit. I'm holding up a ball of yarn so you can paw at it and chase it. Left, left, right. Right, left, left. Put your hands on your hips and swing around. Follow the pendulum with your eyes you fatkins fans. I used to have salad! We took out the bread and now it's low carb! Super! I've always said a death brings new life to things.

I don't have cable but I've watched The Sopranos a few times and my guess is that the psychiatrist is actually a brilliant undercover agent who is recording all of the conversations to use against Tony Soprano in a court of law. That's my prediction of how the show will end. Pussification is an ongoing dilemma for today's modern man.

I noticed that the lawn at the place I was raised at was lush and green when I visited recently. Mind you, we've been getting plenty of rain these days. Mind you again, there never was a problem with our lawn before the pesticides and sprays were applied to it. Subtle damages. Hey, back when I was a kid, if it didn't rain, the grass became dry and brown! That's nature people!

When I was in school I either got A's or D's. Either I focused on something or didn't. It all adds up: A, D, D. Attention Deficit Disorder. What's that over there? A ball of yarn?

Did anyone else notice the USA testing out their nuclear arsenal underneath Nevada today? Why does such a great country have to do these things?

This is my last week here. The images will be temporarily halted until I settle into the new territory.

Right, right, left. Left, right, right.