The Tourist

I've always wanted to meet the people that have made up the jokes we hear in our lifetimes. This is a joke I made up many years ago for a question I used to get quite often then, and still do now:

Q: What did you take at school?

A: Drugs.

Thank you.

What a shame about that oil tanker incident near Spain. I'm telling you, oil is causing huge problems environmentally, and it is also starting wars. It also starts our vehicles, I know. Let's face it though, solar power works, so does electricity. Common sense is not common anymore. Common sense is now common dollars and cents.

I don't know.

People always told him, to be careful what to do: don't go around breaking young girls hearts. Or babies in half. I swear, if I ever feel like I'm completely insane, all I have to do is look at this footage of the artist of the millenium dangling his baby from the window and I know that I'm ok. What the hell is he, I mean, it, thinking?

The first music tape I ever bought was MJ's "Thriller". Beat it, please! I sold it for a penny within a year of buying it. I was a smart kid.

Make someone smile today.